The truth about Chemistry Chemistry is all about experiments. Because Chem-is-try.

In the words of a famous troublemaker I have a dream.

Yep, it’s a Yo-Mama joke Yo Mama’a so fat that when she goes to New York people say: That’s one Big Apple.

I Always Give 100% [FIXED] 20% on Monday, 20% on Tuesday, 20% on Wednesday…

Why shouldn’t you buy underwear made in the Ukraine? Because Chernobyl fallout.

Forgot to do laundry again. I bet everyone at work is going to love my prom dress.

just realized I have more in common with Garfield than I have with most people

What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker? A box hedge fund!

What is Vladimir’s computer always doing? ComPutin

What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine? Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.