What’s at the end of Moby Dick? A whale of a time!

They say the heart is the most resilient organ… it can really take a beating.

[Nsfw]What is in common between broccoli and anal? Both feel bad as adult, if you’re forced as a child

What did the /r/news mod say to the other /r/news mod? [censored]

What’s DJ Khaleds favourite number? 11, because it has another one

Before their conflict with the Decepticons, the Autobots won a much less interesting but emotionally charged war against the Emoticons.

In the year 1973, there were 2000 Elvis Impersonators. By 1993, over 30,000. At this rate, by 2050 1 out of 3 people will be Elvis

I put a wooden desk and a blackboard in my bedroom. You know, to make it more classy.

A lot of problems in the world would disappear if we talk TO EACH OTHER instead of about each other.

What’s black and white and red all over… An interracial couple getting what they deserved.