Why did the Kurd bury his music collection? His tribesman said “ISIL is approaching, and they’re coming for Yazidis.”

Two snowmen were talking on a cold day… One of them said to the other: “funny, I smell carrots too!”

“To be is to do” – Socrates. “To do is to be” – Nietzsche. “Do be do be do” – Sinatra. “Beep beep beep” – R2D2.

I asked 100 women which shampoo they preferred…. Almost all of them replied, “How the hell did you get in here?”

What do you call someone with no body and a nose? Nobody knows.

What’s the difference between Jesus and a vagina? A vagina is still good after a couple of nails

“How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?” -Cats

What was the pedophile’s favourite drink? The milkshake, because it brought all the boys to his yard

Her Parents: Tell us how u two love birds met Me: We were in a tweet contest & was added to a DM room & then I gave her a fake trophy HP: ..

What do you call someone with no body and a nose? Nobody knows!