You know your old when you come close to shaving your nipple off while trying to shave your legs!

What’s the difference between funny jokes, and the jokes that make always make it big on reddit? Puns. Fuck puns.

So a lumber jack was severely injured this evening… It was quite the accident.

Why did Jesus stop playing Hockey? He just kept getting nailed to the boards. Sorry too anyone offended, but come on, why are you here if you get offended. PS, Sorry Jesus, its funny!

Just showed my 4 yo niece that I can still do a cartwheel and now she is showing me where the ice packs are.

What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea? He went home and drowned in his tea pee.

What looks ridiculous and is often spotted on top of an asshole? Donald Trump’s Hair.

One of the anchors on CBS Sports just referred to smoking weed as “toking salad” and from that alone I’ll bet my life savings he’s a dad

Camper: Is it easy to milk a cow? Farmer: Sure it is. Any jerk can do it.

A conservative is beating a liberal in a debate [removed]