I’m glad to see Reddit is so environmentally friendly! Especially /r/jokes. They are full of recycled content!

What’s the difference between babies and cats People want to see pictures of your cat.

What’s a mathematician’s favorite plant? Geometry

*wife opens present* “You got me the action figure you wanted?” Ugh if you don’t appreciate it then give me it *takes gift and runs to room*

DMX is in jail Because X didn’t give it to them.

If you cool your body down to -273,16 degrees celsius.. ..you’d be 0K

OMG you guys, my penis is doing the most adorable thing right now!

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty? She kept wetting the bed.

I recently learned my friend likes to be dominated by his girlfriend in bed. I wouldn’t have pegged him for that.

Dirty limericks? GO! [NSFW] There once was a girl named Alice Who used dynamite as a phallus They found her vagina in South Carolina And bits of her tits in Dallas