Short Jokes
Did you know Steve Irwin would still be alive if he wore sunscreen? It protects from deadly rays.
Did you know Steve Irwin would still be alive if he wore sunscreen? It protects from deadly rays.
Can you say three two-letter words that mean small? Is it in?
Stop complaining about the length of the Hobbit movies. Plays are 17 hours long. School plays are twice that.
What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh? But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!
Guys, throw away ALL your favorite things. Go to Pier 1, buy some throw pillows and potpourri. Ok, you’re ready for marriage.
Trump’s inauguration is like his hands: Tiny in comparison.
How i feel when i find out Tom Brady is suspended for 4 games
Progress Johnny do you still throw stones at birds ? No sir, now i use slingshot.
So, a girl was giving me a handjob… and I told her to stop because she was rubbing me the wrong way.
Someone recently broke in to my nan’s flat and stole her precious limbo trophy… How low can you get?