What did the rapper say when he couldn’t find his pants? “Where my knickers at?”

So I finally got around to watching the Twin Tower attacks 9/11 would watch again.

*E=mcHammer *when E is a constant variable that can’t be touched

Why can’t ewoks yell in the house? Because they have to use their Endor voices.

What is the difference between a Windows Phone and a brick? One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen

A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “what is this a joke?”

Bilbo wakes up suddenly to Don’t Stop Believing. It was an unexpected Journey.

Two polacks are driving in a car The driver: Stick your head out the window and see if my directional is working. Is it on?” The passenger:” Uh yep. nope. yep. nope. yep. nope”

5: Daddy whatcha doin’? Me: Cleaning my shot gun 5:Why? Me: Because one day a boy will like you 5:You mean like Ben? *racks the chamber*

Parents yelling “I’m not going to ask you again” at their kids, will definitely be asking them again