How to make an idiot curious? I’ll post the answer tomorrow.

Me: But where do you see this relationship in five years? Her: Sir! For the last time, do you want extra cheese or not?

What’s hairy dangerous and only surfs the Net when there’s a full moon? The www.erewolf.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven made six confused.

I was so happy it only took me seven days to complete this puzzle! The box said it would take 2-4 years.

words are just a big scam. they all just mean other words. so you keep on using even more and more words. that’s how they get you.

Why does the little mermaid where sea shells? ‘Cause the B-shells were too small.

When I was a kid I liked my Jack in the Box…But now I prefer my Jack in the Bottle.

What is Irish and sits on the porch? Patty O’Furniture

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night? He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.