What do gay Asian men do in the bedroom? They Bangkok

What’s the most dangerous animal in Africa? Black people. (Slightly Racist I know)

Say what you will about that pilot… …but at least he died doing what German’s love most. Mass murdering innocent people.

Where do terrorists store their money? In the West Bank

I wasn’t going to follow you but that bible verse in your bio totally changed my mind.

Keep your friends close and your unattractive enemies closer so you look better by comparison in pictures.

How many redditors are needed to screw a lightbulb? As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.

Do you know what you call a nickle and a penny? The Sixth Cents

Why don’t you ever see three mexicans crossing the border at the same time? Because the signs say “No trespassing”

Having hearing problems? Turn down the volume on your porn. Problem solved!