What do fat chicks and mopeds have in common? They’re both alright for a ride until your mates find out!

Hey girl, I’ve got a sex-Ed project due tomorrow… And I need a 69 to pass.

TIFU by getting and STD from my Grandma she gave me hepatitis G

What do a coffee shop and a Japanese castle siege have in common? Baristas

“Mrs. Doubtfire” is my favorite movie about a messy custody battle that gives way to horribly illegal and creepy transgendered stalking.

Netflix just announced it’s raising the price and changing it’s slogan to “One movie you wanna see and a thousand others you never heard of”

If you stop at a yellow light I’m going to assume you have something illegal in your car.

Being an ugly woman is like being a man… You’re going to have to work. -Daniel Tosh

When does a heterosexual man leave a gay bar? Straight away.

Gonorrhea is the name of the medication used to treat diarrhea, right?