Who needs whips and chains? Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

My ex got engaged at Christmas but apparently responding to the news with “LOL” is “a representation of everything that is wrong with me.”

Why did the crew abandon the chili pepper boat? It was capsaicin. ^(Don’t hurt me.)

Why do black’s have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands? Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

Q: What does an Irishman have for dinner? A: Starvation. Q: And what does he have for dessert? A: Ethnic cleansing.

I’d make a joke about Jonestown… But the punch line is too long.

What did the spider say when he broke his new web ? Darn it !

Does anyone know where Engagement, Ohio is? About halfway between Dayton and Marion

I wonder what song The Little Mermaid was singing when she viciously ripped a clam in half to make that cute bikini top

I would give 10 to most jokes here On a pH scale, cause most of them are just Basic.