Apparently organ donation has to be *your own* organ and this police officer has a lot of questions.

What’s the difference between a sigh a car and a monkey? A sigh is oh dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you dear.

Dentist: *Pokes gums with sharp pointy instrament of death* Dentist: “Your gums are bleeding because you don’t floss.”

Q: Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: “Don’t Walk.”

Sure, we can be friends. I get to be Chandler.

What’s the difference between an Asian and a dumb white girl? The Asian try to get the A, but the white girl try to get the D

I dont have sex on the first date unless it’s an option

What does your mom and my fantasy football team have in common? As soon as I put money on them, they suck.

What is the scientific measurement for moistness? Digits…

Who decided to call it an English to French dictionary and not a Two – Deux list?