A Jew walks into a BAR.. Passes.

What do you say when your lesbian daughter brings home her girlfriend? “Are you going to be staying for dinner or eating out?”

As a white guy, it really bothers that only black people can use the word “nigger”. Thats OUR word! I’m not racist. I just wrote a racist joke.

What is a south Koreans favorite fruit? An impeach.

Aw, I would love to keep up with the Kardashians. But being a ‘pregnant-solar-powered-douche-magnet’ is an art form I haven’t yet perfected.

Have you heard what they say about luck? It could be raining pussy and I’d get slapped in the face with a sweaty dick.

The butcher’s wife always messes up everyone’s order. We call her Miss Steak.

Geogrophy If Iraq invaded Turkey from the rear, do you think Grease would help?

A guy walks into a pub he was hiding from the police after they shot his family for j walking

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? RAWR!