What do a virgin and a used Prius owner have in common? Neither of them have had sex

Did you see that? That’s the third time she came over here. I think she likes me. “This is Applebee’s and she is our waitress”

Killer whales are inappropriately named. The proper term is killer Welsh.

What do you call a friendly Chinese man who gives out free firewood? Kind Ling

Thanks a lot Apple, for calling 7 inches a mini.

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets? “May the force be with you”

I know you’re the instructor but I’ve seen Ghost 47 times so I know for a fact this IS how pottery is made!

How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun? Planet

What do you call the version of google maps without pac man? Pac Man-free Ver.

What do you call it when you use your debit card to pay to have sex with a MtF illegal immigrant Paperless trans action