The funny thing about fast food is, that it slows down the people who eat it.

What do black people do after sex? 15 to life

What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla? my zipper!

My Dog voilet Rules My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.

The day I let a dog make decisions for me ….Is the day I go blind.

What happened when the computer fell on the floor? It slipped a disk.

Why are Ethiopian’s teeth so white? Because they never use them

Lamest joke ever What did 6 say to 9? . . . Baby! Let’s do a 69. Hahaha XD

Why don’t girls count to two? Because they “can’t even.”

How does an elephant get out of a small car ? The same way that he got in !