This guy went for an interview with Buzzfeed What happened next will shock you

Whats the difference between a murder and Hamlet performed by geese? Nothing, they’re both fowl play

What’s the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue? You can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna.

A gambling addict begins his 5th stretch of therapy… “It failed 4 times in a row, so it’s bound to work this time.”

I run up to the firefighter as he drags another charred body out of my burning home. “Did you see a zip disk labeled POEMS in there?”

My roommate said he gets laid ten times more than me. 0x10=0

Being drunk was nice because it gave me an excuse for why I’m such an asshole.

What do Kermit The Frog’S fingers smell like? Bacon.

My mate tried some Walkers mystery flavour crisps last night and swore they tasted like his wife’s pussy, He thought it was his imagination but everyone in the pub said he was right!

You know what they say: Finding the right analogy is has hard as hmm…