Wonder how many novels Stephen King wrote this morning.

Q: What did the leprotic john say to the hooker? A: Keep the tip.

My girlfriend acts like a 14 year old in bed Even though she is 12

A student sits at his desk and begins his economics exam. He opens the paper and reads the first question. To Germany, how much is Greece worth – 1 mark

What do you get from a frozen zombie? Frost bite. ;D

My girlfriend told me I was one in a million When I looked through her text messages, I had to admit she was right.

What is black and starts with “nig”? Nighttime, you racist bastard.

How many Vietnam Veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb? YOU DON’T KNOW, MAN, BECAUSE YOU WEREN’T THERE..!!!

Why do French tanks have a rear-view mirror? To see the front

The Internet is like alcohol, it gives people courage.