A Redditor goes on a date.

Why are most male squirrels gay? Cuz they love nuts!

What did the Russian man say to the boy after he did nice for someone? That was *Cher-i-nobyl* of you

A Buddhist monk approaches a hotdog stand and says “make me one with everything”.

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa

Q: You’re on top of Mount Everest. How do you get down? A: Pluck a duck.

How many people in denial does it take to change a lightbulb ? There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb.

I’m trying to figure out which iPhone to buy. The black one runs faster, but the white one actually works.

ople who say they’d go back and change things in their life if they could are pussies, you don’t get this awesome without the shitty parts

Why are gay guys always butthurt? Oh yeah.