[DOG MAGICIAN] think of a color, any color…is it…gray? [OTHER DOG] oh my GOD

How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb? Anti feminists? Nah, they can’t screw

I just found a piece of pizza in my trash can. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!! WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING!!

What do white girls and Prime numbers have in common? They can’t even..

The real reason Washington state passed Gay-marriage and recreational marijuana use. Because the bible says when two men lie together, they should be stoned.

What did the cannibalistic lion do? Swallow his pride.

Why are manhole covers circular? Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.

I REALIZED THAT I AM THE VICTIM After ten years of marriage, the wife asks her husband: – Honey, are you by nature a winner or a loser? – Honey, over the years I realized that I am the victim …

Did you hear about the deformed linebacker? He had 4 sacks.

What’s worse than getting AIDs? Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too.