after brexit… After brexit, papers please is the best selling game in the UK

In the 17th century, villagers would burn down entire neighborhoods to combat diseases such as bubonic plague, typhus, and gluten.

It takes a second….. Two guys walk into a bar…. you think the second would have noticed. HA.

Why do British people never sound British when they sing?

Did you hear they’re making a holistic version of Star Wars? It’s based on darth vadar’s holistic brother, Ayur Veder.

Go for someone who is not only proud to have you but will also take every risk just to be with you.

I’d like you to meet my family, my wife Sharon, my son Carl, and this balloon that follows me around

That Russian guy died today…. I guess that’s one we can Chekov the list.

eating Asian pussy all I need was SWEET AND SOUR SAUCE

[at a child’s birthday party] Lady: which one’s yours? Me: uhh, that one L: that’s my daughter M: *grabs the cake and runs*