What do you call a promiscuous woman who travels a lot? Abroad.

Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6? Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

How do pigs talk? Swine language

I call my penis “Batman”. Girls love it when the Dark Knight Rises.

Cheating at a limbo contest…. that’s about as low as you can get!

Why are lawyers buried 18 feet deep when they die? Because deep down they’re all actually good people.

Who’s the idiot that made it Killer whale and not Panda shark

Neighbour:How’s the wife? Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant? Me:No, she’s on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You’re sick Me:You’re next

I tried kicking the habit today. The nun wearing it is extremely pissed.

my favorite punchline… “No, nurse! I said ‘slip off his spectacles’!”