The Japanese soccer team visits an orphanage in Spain. “It’s so sad to see the hopeless looks on their faces”, said Rico, age 6.

A study have shown that there are actually twice as many boobs than women.

Bread lovers of Reddit, how do you tell your “Sandwich Artist” that they got your order wrong? Oops, wrong sub

A joke There was a dragon one time who didn’t care about shit. It was real mad a lot. It said, “fuck you” to just about every one. Except for this one guy who he kinda liked.

A text from my friend. she:myspacebarisnotworking.canyougivemeanalte rnative? me: what is ternative?

What’s Michael J. Fox’s favorite drink? a milkshake

Women call me The Gold Medal I always finish first.

/r/jokes http://i.imgur.com/i9mD9jZ.gifv I don’t remember what that link is, used this cuz reddit says I need text here to post.

Lenins If life hands you Lenins, start a socialist revolution.

“Poor” is an odd word because when you put it in front of “people” it’s sad but when you put it in front of “bladder control” it’s hilarious