I’ve never seen an “outtie” belly button in all the years of porn I’ve watched. I’m kinda glad, I don’t want my eyes to get poked out.

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Black eye Tom: “Hey buddy, howya do…whoa! who gave you that black eye? Sam: “My wife” Tom: “I thought she was out of town for the weekend.” Sam: “So did I.”

If I played Edward Scissor Hands in paper, rock, scissors every once in a while I’d throw a paper in there so he wouldn’t feel too bad.

WHY DID THE HIPPOPOTAMUS NEED HIS VENTILIN? BECAUSE HE WAS HIPPOVENTILATING!

Why did the guitarist get arrested? For fingering A Minor

Marriage is like walk in park…. and the name of this park is “Jurassic Park”

Two Gay Men Walk Into A Bar One sits down, the other says “Can I push your stool in?”

The pun-ishment of notes When notes get in treble, bass-ically they get put behind bars. The alto-nate punishment is to push them off a clef and hope they land flat on sharp objects.

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