Why don’t Baptist preachers color their hair? They just pray the gray away

Here’s how pessimism works. It never works.

A bum gets on a bus and walks past a nun. The nun says “youre going to hell”. The bum yells “Damn, Im on the wrong bus” ! 😀

There is nothing in the world that lowers your IQ faster than trying to use someone else’s coffee machine.

How do you make a hamburger smile? Pickle it gently!

The south was reported to have more Ashley Madison users than any other region in the U.S. I guess family isn’t always enough.

I refuse to lower my standards to accommodate those who refuse to raise theirs.

Why do java coders wear glasses? Because they don’t C#

Why did Rosemary get kicked out of the spice rack? For swallowing Poppy’s Seed

When life gives you lemons….a simple operation can give you melons. All the joke is in the title, so you can save that click.