Short Jokes

Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka? Because he didn’t want to be mistaken for a WASP

I just spent 15 minutes searching for my phone in my room, using my phone as a flashlight…

What’s the difference between Heath Ledger and Heath Ledger jokes? Heath Ledger jokes can get old….

Why can’t unicorns play soccer? Because they don’t exist

Jewish Pizza What is the difference between a jew and a Pizza? The pizza does not scream when you put it in a oven.

Do you know why cows have hooves instead of feet? It’s because they lactose!

Do your socks have holes in them? No? Then how did you get them on?

Shot my dog ‘s’mornin’ Farmer: “Shot my dog ‘s’mornin’ Friend: “Were he mad?” Farmer: “Twernt too pleased.”