How do blonde braincells die? Alone.

Creed is Alter Bridge with a stapp infection.

Daddy what is a transvestite? Ask your mommy He knows it.

I just joined Twitter; it’s really easy to follow people. Too bad it cuts into my exercise.

A short poem for y’all… “*Roses are black* *Violets are black* *Everything’s black* *Even I am black*” – Stevie Wonder

I see said the blind man As he picked up his hammer and saw.

How do you know you’re speaking with an engineer? Don’t worry they’ll tell you.

The other night I had a dream I was being wanked off by a Ghost. I was scared stiff.

[Coffee line] *Sees cute barista* *Twirls hair* No whipped cream please *Sees his backward sunglasses* *Drops hand* Never mind. Load it up.

There is no such thing as Internet stalking. Stalking requires physical activity. Fun activity like softly brushing your hair at night Sarah