Where does a dog go when he loses his tail? A retail store.

I’d like to thank my skeletal system for all the support its given me over the years.

Is this where you put your jokes? According to my ex wife my career and penis should be here

I’d say giving birth to a dead baby is better than having a miscarriage At least your baby’s still born?

The Koala should be classified as a bear It has all the Koalafications

Where do you take a sick wasp? To waspital.

Why was the banker bored? Because he lost interest in everything.

What’s the difference between Santa Claus & Michael Jackson? one comes when children dream & the other dreams of children coming*.

My therapist advised me to feed and water my kids and cook my plants 3 meals a day. And something about listening.

You hate me? Well okay, grab a chair and wait for me to care.