What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question and a bad joke?

you hear about the indian chief that drank a case of tea he died in his tee pee

Memories. That’s how I want to be remembered.

Mission Impossible? He’s done four of them now. Let’s call it “Mission Pretty Hard but Ultimately Doable”

There’s a reason why “sober” and “so bored” sound almost exactly the same.

I asked two Uber drivers to pick each other up and am watching them chase each other in circles around my block until they run out of gas.

What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree? “I’d tap that.”

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

What kind of bee can’t be understood ? A mumble bee !

What did Bruce Lee say about NASA’S discovery WA-TAH!