I think my girlfriend would be a great presidential candidate, Because she’s so awesome at bringing up shit from the past.

A prostate exam… Is worrying when the doctor shouts “look no hands!”

I just got fired for looking up clown videos on my lunch break. My boss didn’t buy that “Lisa Ann gets creampied” is a clown video

There was a pregnant woman…. She was in labor and the doctor said: ‘It’s labor day!’

What’s better: A Parachute Jump or a BJ of a 90 year old? doesn’t matter… must not look down..

I was touched by Jesus once Worst field trip to a Mexican prison ever

It’s a sad moment when you realize the trash goes out more often than you do.

Only my husband would walk up to my gynecologist in Costco, point at me, give him the two thumbs up while grinning and say, ‘Nice one, huh?’

“I love you unconditionally*.” -God *Terms and conditions apply. See Bible for more details.

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo? A cub reporter.