I wonder if in 100 years, ghosts of today will spell out “swag” or “bae” on the Ouija boards

A walk of shame is always sad. Don’t make it worse by adding the sound of Flip flops to it.

When should I borrow the Fatboy Slim joke from the library? Right about now, funk soul brother. Check it out now, funk soul brother.

What did the elephant say to the man? How do you breathe through something so small?

What do Australians use for sun burns? Aloe, mate. I’m sorry

Kim Kardashian just had a miscarriage… Her next show is going to be called ‘Mopping Up After A Kardashian’

What do you call a lazy fan of the old Price is Right? a Barker Lounger !

I blame our unhappy marriage on my wife mostly because of her poor choice in men.

(Very) dirty joke time: How does a mother in West Virginia know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.

My dyslexic friend sobbed uncontrollably as he confessed that he kept spelling his own name backwards I really do feel for Bob.