Word. ~ Microsoft.

Fuck. We’re gonna be known as the generation that loved autocorrect fails

Why Did Donald Trump Get Fired When He Was a Carpenter? He wouldn’t take down any walls.

Still suddenly panicking that you haven’t done your homework on Sunday evenings, despite being in your thirties

Is the bakery hiring? Cause I think I’ll knead a little bit of dough to get by.

Why is suicide illegal? Because no one wants to clean up your mess.

What do u call a gay dinosaur? A mega-sore-ass

I decided to sell my Hoover… Well, it was just collecting dust.

You remember those yardsticks? They don’t make them any longer.

If I knew you in high school and your Facebook profile picture is a baby I’ll assume you’re Benjamin Button and unfriend you.