How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool? Say, ” Everyone out of the pool please.”

Autocorrect has been around for centuries, I got mine when I married my wife.

What do you call it… when an old man cums all over you? Viagra Falls My wife just made up this joke and wondered if she actually made it up or if she is just not remembering where she heard it.

Set of jumper cables walks into a bar… The bartender looks them up and down really slow and says, OK, I’ll serve you, but don’t be starting anything.

Saw this in a Textbook today What’s the best part about having sex with 28 year olds? There’s 20 of them

Reddit is a really blue community… …because everyone is really sad about all the “reddit is green” reposts.

It’s pretty amazing that I’m able to balance my two kids, my career as a doctor, and my pathological lying!!

“Hold the door!!!” “What door?”

BREAKING: Israel Planning Surgery to Have its Dick Removed From GOP candidates Mouths

Anal with my girlfriend made my whole day But it made her whole week.