How do you get a man to stop biting his nails? Make him wear shoes.

What is every Redditor’s blood type? Edit: TypO

A Silly Riddle! What is white looks like sand and found in the gusset your GF Knickers Clitty Litter!

Oh Subway You got busted lying about how big it is, no worries we’ve been doing that for years. Sincerely; Guys

What does a bee do with his stinger at night? Put it in his honey.

Friend: Be adventurous in the bedroom, girls love that [Later in bedroom] Me: You like that? *Lays another bear trap* You like that babe?

Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq? Because they are all Targets.

The best advice I can give to Black Friday shoppers is to come early and take a shit by the door so everyone tracks it in.

The American Psychiatric Association defines narcissism as the first ten minutes of every podcast.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. Bartender says, “Hey, we’ve got a drink named after you.” Grasshopper says, “Why would anyone name a drink Bob?”