What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door? Matt

Two lawyers are sitting in a bar… … When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, “Man, wouldn’t you like to screw that?” and the other lawyer replies, “Outta what?”

Setp 1: Learn Spelling

Why was the math book sad? It had a lot of problems

Brazil is getting slaughtered I can’t take it an Neymar

How to legalize animal poaching ? Drop a kid in their zoo enclosure.

Imagine a world without war where we remember scientists and artists.

I was going to tell a gay joke. Butt fuck it!

Heard the one about the wealthy lesbian prostitute? She makes money hand over fist

It’s like my pastor always says, “Who are you and why are you stealing wine?”