How would it be living in an only men city? I think it would be tight at first, but then it would loosen up after a while.

I feel like aging is a lot easier for unattractive people.

My wife’s a biology teacher… This morning she asked how I wanted my eggs. I told her, “Ovariesy.”

Where do you party on a ship? Where the funnel be!

What do you call a Mexican in quick sand? Quatro Sinko

My dad I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.

What do you call a cancerous growth on a clown? A *humor*.

MY NECK, MY BACK, A STRANGER TOOK MY CAT

What do you call a hatred for large plants? Bigotree

Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch Doll? Be quiet and finish your coleslaw!