Knock Knock Who’s there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked, that’s why I’m knocking!

I tried to offer my school administrator a bribe But he was too principled

why did Hitler kill himself because he saw his gas bill

I just found the worst page in the entire dictionary… What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous …

My wife just cleaned out her purse. So, she’ll be having a garage sale later this week.

What’s the difference between a white Jew and a black Jew? The black Jew has to sit in the back of the gas chamber.

Q: What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level? A: Pencil-in.

Reddit is going orange From what I hear it’s a new black.

What do Indian Flowers grow? Patels.

I hate gingerbread. If I owned a bakery, I wouldn’t tolerate gingerbread. I’d be like, “Get outta here, you redhead. Your money isn’t good here.”