Bet you can’t guess my favorite hue Hue Jackman

He was next in line at Starbucks. Then she cut in front of him. Liam Neeson in TAKEN 3: SKINNY VANILLA MAYHEM.

What do you call a guy who hangs out with a bunch of musicians? A drummer.

I’ve been calling my wife “honey” for 12 years because I don’t know how to tell her I forgot her name.

So a man is alone in a forest And if his wife isn’t around to hear him. Is he still wrong?

Doctor: That deafness cure help your brother? Archie: Sure did! He hadn’t heard a sound in years and the very day after he took that medicine he heard from America!

I go in hard, I come in soft, you blow me. What am I? Gum.

What do bees chew? Bumble gum.

Want to know how to make your PC faster? Paint it black.

[during sex] HER: this isn’t working out ME: *putting sock puppet away* was it something he said?