What does Egyptian airport security have in common with Los Angeles airport security? Both have LAX security.

Genders are like the twin towers There used to be two of them and now it’s a really touchy subject

Technically… It’s only illegal when you get arrested.

Knock Knock Who’s there ! Costa ! Costa who ? Costa lot !

This is Bill Bill has a wife Bill isn’t scared of his wife & says what he wants when he.. This is Bill’s wife Bill is no longer available

If only there were mosquito nets in Africa… We could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.

Did you hear about the lawyer selling moonshine from a van outside the courthouse? He was disbarred.

Sometimes I leave a trail of pizza crumbs around the house so I can find my way back to the TV

I have a new word for vibrator … selfie stick

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Disco Barbie …dressed in chiffon; inclbiudes disco ball