Did you hear Ben and Jerry’s are naming a flavor in honor of Jerry Sandusky? They are calling it Raspberry Turnover

A man would never say… STOP SUCKING MY DICK OR I’LL CALL THE POLICE!

reverse racism the biggest joke of all

How many “friend zoned” guys does it take to change a lightbulb? How many “friend zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won’t screw.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was out standing in his field

If 4 people have sex is called a four-some 3 people have sex is a three-some and 2 people have sex is a two-some Now you know why they call me handsome

All Condoms have serial numbers on them- They do? I’ve never seen one- Yeah, C’mon, you know..Big numbers…at the…Oh… I guess you’ve never had to roll one back that far….

What idiot called them atheists instead of non-parishables?

What did the Reddit admins do for Christmas? [removed]

Can’t decide if I should start this laundry or fake my own death.