Fart when people hug you. It makes them feel strong.

How do you plug a plow into a car stereo? Through the ox input.

What’s the difference between parsley…. and pussy? Nobody eats parsley anymore.

I hope Jessica Biel names her first child Batmo.

Cakeday special – what did the Chinese gangster do? Made him an offer he couldn’t understand

To understand the difference between Italians and Canadians all you need to know is two things. Italian sausage and Canadian bacon…

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!

What do you call a redhead with a yeast infection? Gingerbread

Son: Dad can sand melt? Me putting down my glass: Don’t be ridiculous of course it can’t

What do you call a hirsute ceramicist? Hairy Potter