Why is your nose in the middle of your face? Because it’s the scenter.

I have a confession to make. I’ve been having sex with my staff. What’s worse is I’m self employed!!!! Badaboom!

How can you call someone and sound fabulous? Use a homophone.

There is a fine line between “important to me” and “dead to me.” Don’t walk it.

What do Nazi Germany and vaginas have in common? Their tendency to subjugate poles.

Yo momma’s so fat… She got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book.

Knock Knock Who’s there ! Aldo ! Aldo who ? Aldo anywhere with you !

What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroganoff.

Did you hear about that free-range astrophysicist buffalo? His name was Neil. Neil da Grass-fed Bison.

A book fell on my head the other day, I only have my shelf to blame