Is your name Summer? Coz you’re HOT!

Why wouldn’t the sow let her piglets play with toads? She didn’t want them to grow into wart hogs.

What does the shy little pebble wish for? To be a little Bolder.

Why couldn’t the fortune teller fit into her shirt? Because she’s a medium

*knock knock* Go away I’m not home “I can hear you” I can hear you too..go away “I brought food” What kind of food

I tried to upload the Brazil vs Germany game to pornhub… But they removed it for rape

Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning ? About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

I used to think “I hope I don’t do anything stupid.” Now it’s more like “I hope whatever stupid shit I do at least fits in a tweet.”

How do rabbits fly? In hareplanes.

What’s the difference between eating pussy and driving in the fog?… At least when your eating pussy you can see the asshole in front of you!