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Why did the hipster burn his tounge on his coffee? Cus he drank it before it was cool…

I have submitted 10 jokes now trying to reach the front page… no pun in ten did.

Hi college freshmen! I hope when you selected bedding for your dorm room you asked yourself, “Can I see myself throwing up on this pattern?”

Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would’ve.

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Nail a piece of toast to the ceiling.

“Oh, you decided to close your bedroom door with me on the outside? Allow me to sing you the song of my people.” -my cat

[to hot girl at bus stop as bus approaches] “I could easily afford to get on that if I wanted to.”

What has bottom on the top? Legs.

I try not to tweet about things I’m doing incase it gets taken out of context, but this cock is delicious!