What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Peewee Herman have in common? They were both caught with hands in their drawers.

It’s a shame that nobody is stepping up to defend the clown community Not even the mimes are talking

What did the Computer Engineer say? What did the computer Engineer say when he saw his favorite drink? ICT

I added Michael J Fox as a friend on Instagram… He likes every single one of my photos.

90% of my friends have hemorrhoids. The other 10% are perfect ass holes.

How much is Donald Trump’s life insurance? Just one pence.

“I can’t wait until this one orange erases years of poor eating choices.” -me, dieting

What do you call someone who is known for being heartless and cold to others? Dead

What’s the difference between an oyster with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea? Well, one you shuck between the fits and the other…

Please don’t eat me! I have a wife and kids… … …Eat them!