If a picture frame doesn’t have the word “memories” written on it in giant cursive letters, how do I know what I’m looking at?!

what does a Nazi turkey say? “Goebbles Goesbbles”

Did you hear about the 6 guys and the woman that went fishing? The guys didn’t catch anything, but the woman came home with a red snapper.

What was Hitler’s least favourite month? Jew-ne

Jesus spoke to me yesterday… But I don’t like talking to my roofers, so I had his brother Juan tell him not to do that in the future.

A far right party wins an election in Germany with 60% of the vote. I did nazi that coming

The unused coloring book. Why can’t the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book? Her arms are amputated.

What do you call a bunch of people buying non-brand name ice skates? Cheapskates getting cheap skates

How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but it will take him 50 tries to do it.

Slow down in those corduroy pants. You’ll ignite a bush fire.