If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?

Did you hear about the mutant that had a sex change? She’s an Ex-Man

Why does a white guy go to a brothel? For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel? He’s looking for his mother.

I just saw a group of pandas pooping on the ground together What an embarrassment

I was glad to see the back of my ex-girlfriend! She always insisted on having sex doggy-style….

“Can I get a do-over?” – Me, playing golf, tennis (or pretty much any sport), taking a test, having sex, making a speech, living my life….

Fun prank: 1: steal your married friends phone 2: change your name to “Brandi from the club” 3: call them repeatedly and hang up at 3AM

If you listen real closely, you can hear my alarm clock laughing as I set it.

Gf:Do u love me? Me:Yes. Gf:Why do u love me? Me:You’re the best. Gf:I’m the best at what? Me:Asking questions. Gf: Like what? Me:…

What’s in a white mans pants and more than 4 inches long? Nothing