What do you call a native american cook a sioux chef

Without nipples, breasts would be pointless.

Watched Avatar again and long story short, can you untie my ponytail from this horse?

Light is useful It helps us ‘c’ things.

Vacationing in Switzerland “So did you enjoy the beautiful scenery?” “I couldn’t really see much because of the mountains.”

50 shades of grey After reading 50 Shades of Grey my wife asked me to tie her tightly to the bed. “Now what?” I asked. “Hurt me!” “Ok. You have saggy tits”

Give a man a fish & he’ll be all “WTF are you giving me a fish for? That’s weird” Teach a man to fish & he’ll be all “Again with the fish?”

*Robocop smashes tail light* Uh oh, that’s a citation *He drops a bag of weed* Damn that’s 20 years *Robohippie starts to sweat*

What’s the difference between Whose Line is it Anway and /r/jokes? On Whose Line is it Anyway, *everything* is made up.

People who like shitty lite pop-rock are lucky. They get to hear their favorite music in department stores and at the dentist.