What do you call an Asian prize fighter who’s dad has a serious case of diarrhea? A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy

I asked a pregnant woman if she would have sex with me. She said “no, I don’t do threesomes”.

Why do hippies like corduroy? Because the material is so groovy.

Getting a prostate exam doesn’t make you gay… Unless you spend all day studying for it.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car Robin

*sees person I know in a crowd* *waves enthusiastically* * realizes I don’t know person* * changes enthusiastic wave to awkward fist pump*

FUN FACT: Teens in the late 1800s sent/received an average of 75 telegrams a day.

How do you turn soup into gold? You add 24 carats!

What’s a pirates favorite letter? You think it’s the “R” but it’s really the “C”. Happy talk like a pirate day!

Where do fat people live? Obe-city