If I’m facing away from you during sex, assume I’m quietly enjoying a snack.

Here lies IcarusIsNotLonely, upon his gravestone lie his last words: “Oh fuck, a car!”

A collection of OC jokes!

I’m gonna buy some cheese and put it behind glass with a sign that reads “In queso emergency, break glass”

I entered the word bit*h into my GPS and guess what, I’m in your driveway!!

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just Juan

Please pray for the people still playing Farmville on Facebook.

Did you hear about the short-sighted circumciser? He got the sack..

My mom asked me if I would still date a girl who had cancer and lost her hair from chemo. i told her, “Of course, that just means she has better head!”

Whats the best part of living in Switzerland? Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus.