How to comfort a Grammar Nazi “They’re Their There”

I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was sat next to a crying baby. Apparently that’s not allowed if it’s yours.

“No no no!” said the enraged businessman to the persistent salesman. “I cannot see you today!” “That’s fine” said the salesman “I’m selling spectacles.”

What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball? “Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!”

Replace his deodorant with a glue stick so he thinks of you every time he tries to raise his arm to put around the shoulders of another girl

Did you hear about the man who bought a bucket load of Tipp-ex last week? Big mistake.

On the set of a movie… “Alright folks that’s a wrap” “Actually sir it’s a panini” “Ugh..Take five” But there weren’t enough paninis for everyone to take 5

Oscar Pistorius… wanted a new bathroom door, but his girlfriend was dead against it.

I had a very confusing time when I tried to buy a Wii in France.

Why can’t Stevie Wonder see his friends…? Because he’s married. ;_; (I’ll see myself out).